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• big trouble in little china: woken up by firemen evacuating all the boys in the condos across the street.... 0 minutes ago
• gah. swimming in city and state ordinances involving extortion and towing. I would so rather be asleep. 1 hour ago
• thank you KPE Towing for ruining another night for me. I will probably be making your lives a hellish nightmare from now on. 3 hours ago
• just found out my fave childhood cat is still alive and kicking the dogs around as usual. Long live Piewackett! 14 years. good grief. 7 hours ago
• @bencrowder Congrats to the Mr. and Mrs.! 12 hours ago